CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Thinks Prince Recorded ‘Purple Haze’ Because He’s The Goddamned Worst

The big story that gripped cable news on Thursday was Prince’s death at 57. (Of course, we all know that Prince is immortal and can never die.)

Anyway, in an effort to relate to the story, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer tried to add some commentary, and it went as well as any other time Wolf tosses out a personal aside. While discussing Prince’s passing, Blitzer did this:

Wolf Blitzer: “All of us remember Purple Haze and what that did for the world of music.” pic.twitter.com/f4v9bzLvzE

— Stefan Becket (@becket) April 21, 2016

If you can’t watch the video, Wolf said “all of us remember Purple Haze and what that did for the world of music.”

Man, fuck you, Wolf. Fuck you and your stupid fuzzy face.

Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona is the founder/publisher of Contemptor and a contributor to The Daily Beast. He was previously the Cable News Correspondent for Mediaite and prior to starting Contemptor, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.