CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Thinks Prince Recorded ‘Purple Haze’ Because He’s The Goddamned Worst
The big story that gripped cable news on Thursday was Prince’s death at 57. (Of course, we all know that Prince is immortal and can never die.)
Anyway, in an effort to relate to the story, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer tried to add some commentary, and it went as well as any other time Wolf tosses out a personal aside. While discussing Prince’s passing, Blitzer did this:
Wolf Blitzer: “All of us remember Purple Haze and what that did for the world of music.” pic.twitter.com/f4v9bzLvzE
— Stefan Becket (@becket) April 21, 2016
If you can’t watch the video, Wolf said “all of us remember Purple Haze and what that did for the world of music.”
Man, fuck you, Wolf. Fuck you and your stupid fuzzy face.