Dude Who Pooped His Pants To Avoid Military Service Wants Obama Executed For Treason

Dude Who Pooped His Pants To Avoid Military Service Wants Obama Executed For Treason

Even though the movie only debuted in fourth-place and looks to be on its way to losing money for its studio, conservatives have been using 13 Hours as their new rallying call to continue their Benghazi obsession. Case in point — draft-dodging pedophile Ted Nugent.

Taking to his Facebook page on Wednesday, the used-to-be rock star posted a screed demanding President Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton be hanged for treason over the imaginary ‘stand down’ order right-wingers have repeated as gospel these past 3+ years.  Apparently copying and pasting someone else’s article to his page, Nugent added an almost indecipherable intro that read as follows:

“Our unholy rotten soulless criminal America destroying government killed 4 Americans in Banghazi. Period! What sort of chimpass punk would deny security, turn down 61 requests for security, then tell US forces to STAND DOWN when they were ready to kickass on the allapukes & save American lives! Obama & Clinton, thats who. They should be tried for treason & hung. Our entire fkdup gvt must be cleansed asap.”

Y’know, when it comes to word salads, Nugent is the only one who can come close to all-time champ — and good buddy — Sarah Palin.

What you have to love here is that chutzpah of a guy who shat his pants in order to avoid serving during the Vietnam War calling others treasonous and cowards. Of course, this is is whole schtick. In his mind, he is the total Alpha Dog who can take on all libtards and commie pukes with one hand tied behind his back. Now, when it comes to actually putting his money where his mouth is, well, that’s a whole different situation.

The other thing that you have to admire about a good, upstanding, red-blooded American family man like Nugent is his ability to call others names and toss around casual racism while nary cleaning up his own backyard. By all accounts, he’s sired a bunch of bastards with groupies during his rock star days, without ever having any part in their lives growing up. He’s an admitted pedophile who wrote a song about raping a 13-year-old and actually adopted a 17-year-old for the sole purpose of fucking her.

Despite his sordid past of cowardice and child-fucking, he’s managed to obtain positions as a columnist and board member of the NRA. Republican candidates have sought him out for an endorsement. Current GOP Presidential candidates, including supposed God-fearing evangelicals, count him as a friend and confidant.

Republicans, this is the state of your party. You have no one to blame but yourselves.

Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona is the founder/publisher of Contemptor and a contributor to The Daily Beast. He was previously the Cable News Correspondent for Mediaite and prior to starting Contemptor, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.