Tag: Chris Christie

Somewhere, Chris Christie Is Crying Over A Bag Of McDonald’s After Trump Picks Pence

Trump Surrogates Spend Tuesday Morning Declaring Trump Critics The Real Racists

New Jersey Residents Really, Really, REALLY Want Chris Christie To Just Go Away

Christie: Trump Didn’t Mean There’d Be Literal Riots At Convention, Just Political Riots

Chris Christie Skips New Jersey Policeman’s Funeral So He Can Be Donald Trump’s Flunky

Carly Fiorina To Continue Vanity Campaign After Seventh-Place Finish In New Hampshire

Rubio-Bot Continues To Malfunction, Caught Repeating Itself Numerous Times Again

A Bunch Of Angry Kids (Minus One) Blame The Black Guy And Hillary For Everything

Guys Who Really Wanted Iran To Free American Prisoners Now Mad They’re Released

Lying Liars Lied Incessantly At The GOP Debate And Nobody Cared