Fox’s Andrea Tantaros: Today’s Women Need To Make Their Men Sandwiches After Banging Them

Fox’s Andrea Tantaros: Today’s Women Need To Make Their Men Sandwiches After Banging Them

Over on Fox, Andrea Tantaros has carved out a little niche as a liberal hating, Obummer blaming, sour-faced young conservative. Due to her nature to always find the most conservative angle, regardless of the subject, she’s moved up the rankings and is now a regular panel member of Fox’s pander-to-women show, Outnumbered. During Thursday’s broadcast, she did Fox News execs proud when told women that they need to not only be sex servants to their male partners but also have food and beer ready at a moment’s notice.

Tantaros led off a segment by discussing a recent Glamour magazine article that drew widespread condemnation and allegations of misogyny and sexism. The article in question gave its female readers 13 things they should do to make a man fall in love with them. Critics pointed out that the list was a throwback to the 1950’s and presented the idea that women should be subservient to men.

Well, according to Tantaros, there was absolutely nothing misogynistic at all about the list, as these are things she believes modern women should abide by. In Andrea’s opinion, a woman should get up after having sex with her man and go make him a sandwich because all that is showing is “kindness”. On top of that, she should have a beer waiting for him the moment he gets out of the shower.

“Look at this list, it has great suggestions in here! After you engage in a little horizontal hula, make him a sandwich. That’s not called 1950s. That’s called kindness. And frankly, I think women should do a little more of that. What’s wrong with giving your man a brewski when he comes out of the shower?”

The #OneLuckyGuy on the panel, Ryan Reiss, wondered why the hell a man should need a beer after exiting a shower unless he were a functioning alcoholic.

“Who needs a brewski out of the shower? What are you dating Don Draper? What’s going on? I’ve never gotten out of the shower and been like, ‘I need to get drunk quick.’”

After co-host and former C-list actress Stacey Dash chimed in with her two cents, claiming that divorce rates are high because not enough men are giving brewskis to their husbands after showers, Tantaros added some more of her special brand of offensive idiocy.

“If you’re not answering the door in your lingerie, maybe he’ll run off with the neighbor. I don’t think it has to do with taking women back in time, I just think it’s kindness. I’m a very traditional old-fashioned girl and I do these things for my man. I do. And that’s why they are always smiling.”


Anyway, below is video of the segment, courtesy of Fox News:



Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona is the founder/publisher of Contemptor and a contributor to The Daily Beast. He was previously the Cable News Correspondent for Mediaite and prior to starting Contemptor, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.