Fox’s Greta Van Susteren Wants Ariana Grande To Sing ‘God Bless The USA’ To Prove She’s Patriotic

During Friday night’s broadcast of Fox News’ On the Record with Greta Van Susteren, host and worshiper of Xenu Greta Van Susteren stated that pop singer Ariana Grande needs to do more than apologize multiple times for being caught on camera saying “I hate America.” In Greta’s opinion, Grande should hook up with “God Bless the U.S.A.” singer Lee Greenwood to do a patriotic duet, in order to prove to everyone that she truly loves America, like she has stated in her apologies. Yes, I am not kidding. That is what Van Susteren wants the young pop diva to do.

Below is video of the segment, courtesy of Fox News:

As you can see from the video, Van Susteren says that while she bought Grande’s latest video apology, it just isn’t enough. No. In order for Grande to prove that she is a real patriot, she needs to either go visit the troops with a conservative actor like Gary Sinise, or sing one of the lousiest patriotic songs of all time with a pop-country hack like Greenwood. That will show all of America, or at least Fox viewers, that she loves her some America.

Van Susteren actually set up this segment the day before when she had Greenwood on where he claimed he would let Grande belt out his saccharine ode to being proud to be an American. Of course, Greenwood also said that you cannot insult the country because too many people have died for our freedom. (Wrap your head around that statement.) Below is video of Thursday’s conversation:

Your move, Ariana. If you want to prove you love the ol’ U S of A, you better shoot a text Greenwood’s way and get this thing going ASAP.