Turns Out Trump Fans Don’t Actually Like People Who ‘Tell It Like It Is’

Turns Out Trump Fans Don’t Actually Like People Who ‘Tell It Like It Is’

Washington D.C. —

The biggest lie ever told was recently disproved at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner when comedian Michelle Wolf called President Donald Trump a racist and a pussy, and White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders a liar.

Trump fans across America immediately threw fits about Wolf’s savage material, and melted like the little snowflakes they have long projectingly called liberals, despite telling everyone who would listen for three years that they loved Donald Trump because he “tells it like it is.”

But Trump supporters just discovered they don’t actually like political incorrectness.

For the record, Donald Trump is demonstrably racist — as he shot up from laughingstock of the Republican primary to second place specifically for implying that Mexican immigrants were rapists and drug dealers, and then won the nomination for a litany of other racist rants — and Donald Trump is demonstrably a pussy — as he doesn’t have the balls to fire any of his administration members himself or even tell his wives personally he’s divorcing them. Ms. Wolf simply told it like it is.

And Trump supporters can’t handle it.

Also, for the record, Mr. Trump has never actually “told it like it is.” He has merely lied, and the journalists who dined at the Correspondents’ Dinner should follow Wolf’s lead and start daily calling him out on it.

Dash MacIntyre

Dash MacIntyre is a Millennial political columnist from St. Louis. He is also the founder and editor-in-chief of The Halfway Post, a satirical gazette of angrily halfway real news.