Somewhere, Chris Christie Is Crying Over A Bag Of McDonald’s After Trump Picks Pence

Somewhere, Chris Christie Is Crying Over A Bag Of McDonald’s After Trump Picks Pence

Perhaps the best part of the news Thursday that presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump had picked unpopular, gay-hatin’ Indiana Governor Mike Pence to be his running mate was thinking about the reaction of one Chris Christie.

Christie, whose state hates him worse than Indiana hates Pence, was the first of the big-name mainstream Republicans to hitch his wagon to the Trump Train when he endorsed him days after he ended his joke of a presidential run. He soon took his place as Trump’s loyal manservant, picking up his McDonald’s orders, defending his master on the daily and exiting the stage when he was told.

For the months and months of demeaning himself, Christie was obviously hoping that his dominant would reward him with a Veep slot. Especially when other potential candidates dropped out of the running because they still had political futures ahead of them. Chris, knowing his electoral future is DOA, had one last shot at glory. But, alas, it just turned out to be Donald Trump fucking with him one last time.

Immediately after a number of media outlets confirmed through sources that Pence was the guy, Twitter began mocking Christie mercilessly.



If there is one thing that has brought me joy this election season, it is the constant humiliation that Chris Christie has endured these past few months at the hands of The Donald.

Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona is the founder/publisher of Contemptor and a contributor to The Daily Beast. He was previously the Cable News Correspondent for Mediaite and prior to starting Contemptor, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.