Ann Coulter: I’m A Native American Because My Ancestors Were Settlers, Not Immigrants

Coulter appeared on 'The View' Friday and informed a Latin American panelist the proper way to say 'adios,' among other things.
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Well, that was predictably a massive shitshow. For some reason (ratings), The View decided to have conservative author and Skeletor impersonator Ann Coulter on the show to discuss her latest racist tome, Adios America. While the book has been out for some time now, Coulter is still going around the talk show circuit pimping it, mainly because it has essentially become the playbook for Donald Trump’s xenophobic campaign. As anyone who has had the misfortune to sit through an episode of The View knows by now, Coulter’s appearance was going to be all but unwatchable. They did not disappoint.

Immediately, the whole thing became a shouting match as guest panelist and CNN contributor Ana Navarro asked Coulter to explain her book and why she has said she is now a single-issue voter who wants to stop pretty much all immigration. Coulter, in her very smugly Anglo way, explained to Navarro, an immigrant for Nicaragua, the proper way to say the word ‘adios’. Yes, that shit actually happened. But wait, it got even worse.

Navarro then asked Coulter if she considered herself a Native American. (Navarro, a Republican strategist, obviously knew that Coulter had made that claim before.) Ann stated that she was indeed a Native American because she’s “a settler, and she’s descended from settlers, not immigrants.” First off, the way she pronounced settler was just fucking weird, as if she was trying to use some WASP-ish affectation specifically for that word. Also, she is pointing out that the only ‘real’ Americans are those who are descended from those who sailed to Plymouth or Jamestown. You know, English folk.

After that, Coulter dragged Raven-Symone over The View host’s recent dumbass comments on “ghetto names,” telling the former Cosby Show star that at least she is talking about policy instead of just whining about names. Seriously, Raven, if Coulter is able to make a legit point and get black people to cheer her on Twitter for making you look like a fool, you may have to reassess some things. Seriously.

The rest of the segment consisted of people talking over each other, Coulter insisting that everyone needs to assimilate to American culture (i.e. Anglo-white culture) if they insist on living here, and Raven-Symone trying to save face for being made to look a foll by the second greatest troll in the world. (The first being Trump, of course.) We also got to hear Ann bitch about the changing demographics of this country leading to a “hundred years of Obamas,” as if that would freak out the crowd of The View.

Below is video of the interview segment, courtesy of YouTube user Big Mama:



Justin Baragona is the editor and publisher of Contemptor. Prior to starting the site, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He currently resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.
7 Comments on this post.
  • Cory J.
    16 October 2015 at 3:34 pm

    Ann Coulter Seriously said the STUPIDEST thing I’ve heard all week. And that’s with that Dumb Ass trump walking around & talking. She actually Trumped trump. Settlers were still IMMIGRATES you Dumb Ass. Take a Class. Or at least have some. The AMERICAN INDIANDS are the Only True NATIVE AMERICANS!!!!

  • Michelle
    16 October 2015 at 7:45 pm

    You’re ancestor were illegal aliens bitch!

  • lucy
    17 October 2015 at 3:33 am

    Ann Coulter is a fucking idiot, and gives every other American a bad rep. ‘Settler’ and ‘native’ are mutually exclusive terms, hack. Someone give the girl a copy of Webster’s and a 3rd grade education, please? Someone please put her back on the shitty boat her ignorant, meglomaniac, genocidal ilk came from. Or at least treat her like every other Native American and stick her on a shitty reservation where she can be ignored, mistreated, and ostracized like all the other ‘native american’ people still struggling to make a decent life for themselves. How is it we have a country full of deviants that have no qualms shooting first-graders and church-goers, but somehow this hate-filled, repulsive cunt skates by with her uneducated, nonsensical, and insulting vitriol.

    And the best part: we put her on TV. Then again, even Hitler made the Time magazine’s ‘Man of the Year’, right?

  • Rhondayes
    17 October 2015 at 3:39 pm

    Ann, You are the product of The criminally insane of Newgate prison and the Asylums of England. You are the descendant of sharecroppers. Don’t elevate your “class”, because it still doesn’t rise above white hot trash.

  • Rhondayes
    17 October 2015 at 3:42 pm

    Raven got what she deserved…a slap in her face by the biggest bitch of a racist on the block.

  • cincin
    18 October 2015 at 1:21 am

    They knew what her opinion was before they invited her on their show. Clearly a bid to gain back ratings they have lost.most of the people on that episode had their own agenda and represent the attitides that are wrong with the current political and media generated antiamerican rhetoric being shoved down our throats daily. The immigration process and policy is a massive joke and currently adding to our destruction of our way of life

  • Sybrand Van Galen
    17 September 2016 at 3:28 pm

    We don’t NEED to import other countries’ poor people. And why would I trust a doctor who calls himself a slave?
    We don’t need to allow ONE – immigrant. There’s no obligation by law WHATSOEVER, all the rest is emotion.
    ‘We’ = the SETTLERS of North America, the North – West Europeans, the builders of this great Western Nation.
    ‘You’ = brown – faced and hispanic, you are our GUESTS. And we are your HOST deciding the rules of this house. No door no house. No border no country, no land no people, no ownership no responsibility, no Rule of Law no trust, no trust no PROSPERITY. The liberal ‘New America’ is a communist experiment : it will lead to DISASTER.

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