Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson Is Here To Defend The Toothless From Villainous Rick Wilson

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson Is Here To Defend The Toothless From Villainous Rick Wilson

If there’s one person who truly understands and empathizes with the impoverished of Middle America, it is DC denizen, frozen-food fortune heir, and forever cable news host Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson.

During Friday night’s broadcast of his primetime Fox News program, our working class hero came to the defense of hapless Trump supporters after #NeverTrump pundit and Republican strategist Rick Wilson said Thursday evening that the president had conned his “credulous rube ten-toothed base” with promises of a border wall.

Calling Wilson a “semi-obscure consultant who’s held just enough low-level political jobs that cable television producers can bill him as a Republican strategist,” Tucker added that Wilson was aping the left because he had gone from “hating Trump to hate people who voted for Trump.”

“What a cruel and awful thing to say,” an obviously sincerely concerned Carlson said after playing Wilson’s remarks. “Does it ever occur to Rick Wilson that people who are losing their teeth might benefit from cheaper dental care? Maybe Washington could help with that. But no, it’s easier to make fun of them and get rich doing it, something that Wilson specializes in.”

One would wonder how Wilson gets rich off making fun of rubes if he is “semi-obscure” and has only held “low-level political jobs,” but whatever. All we need to know is that the former CNN and MSNBC and Fox & Friends host, who recently inked a two-book/eight-figure deal, is here to defend the honor of toothless Trump voters everywhere.

Meanwhile, Wilson was ready for Friday night’s hit piece. Prior to Tucker’s broadcast, Wilson took to Twitter to announce that it was coming as one of Carlson’s producers had reached out to him earlier.

He also posted the email he sent to Tucker’s show in response.

Needless to say, Wilson had something to say after the segment ran. He responded to others’ tweets while noting that Carlson didn’t run his response.

And he added a Simpsons GIF for good measure:

Watch the clip above, via Fox News.

Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona is the founder/publisher of Contemptor and a contributor to The Daily Beast. He was previously the Cable News Correspondent for Mediaite and prior to starting Contemptor, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.

One thought on “Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson Is Here To Defend The Toothless From Villainous Rick Wilson

  1. He shouldn’t have said that probably but really, Tucker Carlson, brows furrowed over cheaper dental care for the masses? That’s really rich. It’s the GOP that fights tooth and claw to keep things like that from happening. No puns intended.

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