Apparently, Glenn Beck Really, Really, Really Wants To Ruin Your Thanksgiving

Apparently, Glenn Beck Really, Really, Really Wants To Ruin Your Thanksgiving

If you were already dreading the thought of dealing with certain relatives who are devoted listeners of right-wing talk radio, well this news isn’t going to make you feel any better. In an effort to absolutely ruin the Thanksgiving dinners of millions of American families, noted conspiracy theorist and too-crazy-for-Fox-News pundit Glenn Beck took to his radio show Monday to explain that his many, many, many prophesies of impending global doom were on the verge of coming true.

Explaining that we were fast approaching the “zero hour” of a worldwide holy war that will lead to near global annihilation, Beck informed his listeners that they need to stand up to other family members this Thanksgiving who refuse to see the truth. Explaining that they might be confronted with millennials and other namby-pamby liberal relatives speaking positively about Black Lives Matter and campus protests over racial justice, Beck stated that those involved in these demonstrations are “working hand-in-hand with ISIS.”

See, according to The Blaze founder, anyone fighting against racial disparity in this country is actually doing the groundwork for ISIS to bring about the collapse of America. Therefore, he wants his loyal followers to browbeat younger relatives at Thanksgiving and make things absolutely unbearable during the holidays. 

“Whether the universities know it or not, they are working hand-in-hand with ISIS,” Beck said. “For any millennial that will sit and your Thanksgiving table, I will give you information that you need to get into their hands. They’re going to call you an old fuddy duddy, they’re going to call you call kinds of names, but I’m going to give you the information that comes from ISIS itself and I want you to have that at your dinner table so when they sit down at your dinner table and they start talking about the strife and all of the things that they’re fixing with Black Lives Matter and everything else, I want you to pull this out and say, ‘This comes from ISIS, this is an ISIS document. Whether you know it or now, you’re working hand-in-hand with ISIS. Congratulations on that.'”

“Your kids,” Beck continued, “when they come back to the dinner table, they will know you are doing exactly what ISIS wants you to do, whether you know it or not … Those similar goals are now putting the pressure for the bottom to rise up and the top to come down and to turn us inside out. We are at zero hour and the world is a mess.”

Thanks a bunch, Glenn. Looks like fist-fights, excessive drinking and destroyed relationships will be in the cards for a number of households this week.

Below is video of the segment, courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

 

Justin Baragona

Justin Baragona is the founder/publisher of Contemptor and a contributor to The Daily Beast. He was previously the Cable News Correspondent for Mediaite and prior to starting Contemptor, he worked on the editorial staff of PoliticusUSA. During that time, he had his work quoted by USA Today and BBC News, among others. Justin began his published career as a political writer for 411Mania. He resides in St. Louis, MO with his wife and pets.

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